Absurdities

You abstain. I stain, often with gusto.

You are abstruse. I am a struse and proud of it.

You are abrupt. I rupt, especially after spicy meals.

You eat abalone. I say baloney.

You abscond with the cookies. I bake sconds.

You drink too much absinthe. I am without sinthe.

This is all very abstract.

 

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