Dot and Winchester
live near Manchester
and have a daughter,
whom they named Hester
Philip and Bruce
make a cute pair
but did draw a stare
holding hands at the fair
Eloise and Heloise
were always at ease
even when their mother
served them mashed peas
Will and Jill
get out the grill
when they come across
some juicy roadkill
Ted and Jed
both like bread,
wheat and rye
keep them fed
Helen and Ellen
are former felons,
their favorite fruit
is a juicy melon
Danielle and Estelle
both ride the El
on their way
to eat grilled eel