Dot and Winchester
live near Manchester
and have a daughter,
whom they named Hester

Philip and Bruce
make a cute pair
but did draw a stare
holding hands at the fair

Eloise and Heloise
were always at ease
even when their mother
served them mashed peas

Will and Jill
get out the grill
when they come across
some juicy roadkill

Call it hamburger if it makes you feel better. But Will and Jill know the truth.

Ted and Jed
both like bread,
wheat and rye
keep them fed

Helen and Ellen
are former felons,
their favorite fruit
is a juicy melon

Danielle and Estelle
both ride the El
on their way
to eat grilled eel