Do ants wear shoes?

No.

Do dogs wear shoes?

No

Then who wears shoes?

People wear shoes!


Who else?


Just people.

Really, what about horses?

Oh, yeah, horses wear shoes.

What about oxen?

I dunno, do oxen wear shoes?

Well, yea. Look at this museum exhibit. So, do you still say only people wear shoes?

Um, well, um…no, I guess not.

So…you canʼt say for sure who wears these four pairs of sneakers, can you?

Uh…donkeys?

Maybe